Yeah, even the messages have become more patronizing.

"We're getting things set up for you."

"You'll need the Internet for this."

"We need to update some apps."

And my personal favorite, "Windows is a service and updates are a normal part of keeping it running smoothly. Ready? Restart now. Not ready? Pick a time that works for you."

For a bonus, the title to that wonderful dialog was "Let's cross this one off your list."

We work together! We're a team!