I do not need a sales department because my services and products speak for themselves and people want to have them. They come because of reputation and part of this is being sober, punctual, efficient and professional.
I am sad for you when you need to do this and I am happy for myself not to be in this position where one would force me to take drugs to do my job.
Caffeine and sugar are drugs with similar strength to alcohol in different mental state directions. You come off as judgmental and full of yourself with that kind of rhetoric. If this is how you talk to partners and customers, you must have really amazing products and services.
While its true that sugar is more addictive than cocaine neither sugar nor caffeine induce people to commit sexual assault or impair the ability to operate machines. Could you produce a single instance where somebody was arrested for DUI where the intoxicant was sugar or caffeine?
Perhaps I am judgemental too, but your argument is hilariously absurd and decidedly without evidence.
I am sad for you when you need to do this and I am happy for myself not to be in this position where one would force me to take drugs to do my job.