> Let's talk money. As you may have noticed from the subtle but effective messaging, this service isn't free. That's because we want to avoid having to sell photos of your vagina to shady Russian oligarchs to pay for our servers and cocaine.

You weren't kidding. Amazing.

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Your architecture page is an inspiration to me.

Would you like a job maintaining our Hadoop cluster? We pay per node.

I would make you guys sooo distributed.