I wished it had been named "uBlock Neutered" or something that more strongly highlighted the relationship to uBlock Origin.

Or uBlock Chrome Edition. When it doesn't work as good as uBO on FF, let it be known whose fault it is.

uBlock Reduced Functionality exclusive to Chrome

In the same way that a car is faster if you make it lighter by removing parts that aren't technically needed to drive down the road :) Airbags, ABS, Crossmembers? Meh.

How much faster does it need to be? I have some complaints about FF, but not on the account of speed. I don't care about microbenchmarks, for me it works fast enough to not notice any lag.

Besides, I really don't care how fast it it when displaying ads and tracking me. I'd prefer not to see them, thank you very much.

"uBlock Crippled Edition" sounds good.

uBlock Gutted imo.